A Love Letter to Food

Cheetos,

When I awoke this morning, I looked at my fingers, and thought instantly of you, The remains of our passion on my fingertips, orange the new color of my desire.

More bittersweet is a missive from a chow-mein lover named Mitasho. It's like "Love Story" for the cafeteria ...

I LOVE YOU chow-mein. i'm never gonna stop loving you.

may death to us part

CRUNCHY

FLAMIN HOT

PUFFY